January 19, 2009 9:21 PM Why he really doesn't like sports
The kid doesn't like sports for one of the following three reasons:
1) - Because he sucks at them. This is likely because you as a parent are lazy and never took the poor boy outside, instead leaving him in front of the television or computer with snacks and soda. Now he's fat and has crappy coordination and low physical fitness.
2) - Because he hates his parents who are, in his mind, TOO into sports. He resents sports because his parents camp their fat, lazy asses in front of ESPN all weekend instead of paying attention to him. Consequently, he sits in front of the computer or the X-Box or the PlayStation with snacks.
3) - He's gay. Deal with it.
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